January 2011
1 post
the aliens are coming the aliens are coming →
November 2010
2 posts
this is really the last lecture i need to be in...
Some strongly believe that if god were to take the form of an animal, it would be a fish.
-ancient parable
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
14 posts
The reason why I posted this is because I have seen some people join it and frankly I don’t understand it. I’d like to point out that not only is it asking for Obama to die but it is written as a prayer. Having issues or frustrations with our current president is one thing but joining a group that promotes prayer for Obama’s death is another. I know people who have joined this...
We're living in a sci-fi novel →
this shit is the best
437. Refill the ice cube tray.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Dir sir or madam,
Please learn how to unlock your car without setting the car alarm off every morning at around 8:30. It’s really not that hard! Thanks,
Concerned
At events in the United States, it is common to hear about Abraham Lincoln, one of many American politicians known for past use of cannabis, who wrote that one of his “favorite things” was “smoking a pipe of sweet hemp”.
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Program: UVA in Peru, Fall, 2010, Status: Accepted Congratulations UVa in Perú Fall Participants! This fall promises to be a wonderful one...
carpeomnia:
I saw two babies today, and one bird fight, and three bees, and I tried really hard to not kill them or run away because I was reading about bee-keeping, and the neighbors started grilling, and I didn’t like the smell, but apparently smoke chills out bees, so I decided, on balance, it was OK.
i hope you’re talking about killing the bees, and about the babies
March 2010
15 posts
Alarm
I just slept in on my alarm… that went off at 11:20… I love when class is cancelled.
How To Make It In America mixtape →
want2lol
Thanks for the stats, bro!
I live in a van down by Duke University →
(via ha-nuh)
The idea of “thrift,” once an American ideal, now seems almost quaint to many college students, particularly those at elite schools. The typical student today is not so frugal. Few know where the money they’re spending is coming from and even fewer know how deep they’re in debt. They’re detached from the source of their money. That’s because there...
WatchStolen from Scott’s wall
I thought it was necessary to post this again.
Session Start (gresk0:seaNatoma): Sun Jan 25 21:09:52 2009 [21:21] seaNatoma: hold up, i need to warm some chinese food up with katie
Session Start (gresk0:seaNatoma): Tue Mar 17 00:00:01 2009 [00:04] seaNatoma: hey sorry [00:05] seaNatoma: i heated up chinese food
Session Start (gresk0:seaNatoma): Wed Apr 01 22:41:22 2009 [23:01] seaNatoma: i ordered chinese food tonight
Session Start...
February 2010
27 posts
I WANT MY SOCKS BACK
I got an A on my homework! Yay!
Quoth Wesley:
(Singing) All I wanna do is mas-tur-bate
Quoth Ignacio:
(Singing) Russia! Drink vodka and be communist!
http://media2.foxnews.com/020410/020410_oreilly_ste... →
Wesley Frank getting so many free wedding photography ads. where the hell did the lesbian ads with hot girls making out go? this engagement might not be worth it.
Sucks. Miss you.
oh hey der
its kinda cold here
like 32
funny story
i was waiting outside the gallery for the police to open it
they don’t give us keys
and he didn’t know the code so he had me sit in his car while he called people to get it
“When you can download porn faster on your phone than on your computer, you...”
– WF
Frederika Braun snow storm 2 weekends ago… snow storm this past weekend… snow storm this upcoming weekend…. and a windstorm in between. what has cville weather turned to?
Quoth Ignacio:
@ MJ: “She called me her habibi while she sucked on my linguini”